Arrr, Joe Biden's jolly jigs o' commutations be naught but a scallywag's treasure hunt, savvy?
2024-12-24
Arrr, mateys! That scallywag Biden, or whoever be at the helm o' the White House, ought to hang their head in shame! He pardoned 37 landlubbers from the gallows, bowin’ low to the cries of those against the noose. Aye, the man be a true jester o’ the seas!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the captain of the ship called the White House, namely Joe Biden—or be it a shadowy crew runnin' the helm! Aye, they oughta hang their heads in shame for their latest blunder on the high seas of governance.