"Nvidia in the year of our Lord 2024: A jolly tale of treasure and tech, ye scallywags!"
2024-12-26
Arrr, this year be seein' Nvidia's treasure chest overflow, me hearties! Their shiny new RTX Super GPUs be capturin' the hearts of all landlubbers and scallywags alike! Aye, 'tis a right jolly sight to behold, like a parrot on a peg leg!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of Nvidia’s grand voyage through the year 2024! This year, the scallywags at Nvidia plundered Apple’s treasure and claimed the title of the most valuable ship in the market, sailing past a whopping $3 trillion in gold doubloons by June! Their magical AI GPUs be the wind in their sails, propelling them ever higher!They unveiled a trio of mighty new graphics cards, the Super fleet, though the price tags be more like pirate’s ransom than a fair trade! The RTX 4080 Super dazzled the deck, while the other two hulls barely made waves. The old reliable RTX 3060 still ruled the waters, despite rumors of its demise; it be the most beloved GPU in the realm!
But hark! It wasn’t just treasure ye could find; they launched the Nvidia App to replace that scurvy GeForce Experience, with all sorts of fancy tricks for gamers! And lo! AI continued to be the treasure trove for Nvidia, with new chips emerging to keep ‘em sailing strong. But beware, me hearties! What future awaits for desktop graphics if Nvidia keeps their gaze fixed on the AI horizon? Aye, only time will tell, but let’s raise a tankard to Nvidia's swashbuckling success!