Arrr, Beyond Meat be sayin' that scallywags' jabs just be makin' 'em mightier, like a ship in a storm!
2024-12-26
Arrr, me hearties! Ethan Brown, the captain o' the plant-meat ship, be sayin' that a flurry o' attack ads set his sails to a new course, savin' the whole fleet from Davy Jones' locker! Avast, who knew badmouthin’ could steer ye right? Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a clever captain of the plant-based meat ship, a scallywag named Ethan Brown! This crafty buccaneer, ruling the seas of faux meat, be singin’ a new tune after takin’ a volley of cannon fire from the rival fleets with their vicious attack ads!