The Booty Report

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2024-12-26

Arrr, while Congress be bickerin' like scallywags over the treasure chest's deadline, the whole press crew be watchin' the show! Meanwhile, them lawmakers slipped a sneaky bill, showin' just how unserious these landlubbers be 'bout spendin' our doubloons! A right jolly farce, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! As the Congress ship be bickering like a gaggle o’ drunken seagulls over the golden treasure known as government funding, the political press be all a-twitter, takin' note of the grand spectacle unfoldin’ before their very eyes. Yarr, it be a sight to behold! But lo and behold, whilst all eyes be glued to that ruckus, the crafty lawmakers be slippin’ a different bill past the watchful gaze of the press like a sly fox pilferin’ a chicken coop!

This here bill be a mighty fine piece o’ paper, revealin’ the true jesters that our elected leaders be! Aye, it speaks volumes o' the utter unseriousness with which they be navigatin’ the treacherous waters of government spendin’. Instead of battlin' the waves of fiscal responsibility, they be prancin’ about like scallywags at a tavern party, tossin’ gold coins to the wind without a care in the world!

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