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"Arr, the King's Court granted Mother Teresa's heart's desire, by the powers above!"

2023-06-23

Avast ye mateys! The Supreme Court did grant Mother Teresa's pro-life wish and did save 60,000 souls! But fear not, me hearties, me new bill be takin' the next step by providin' federal pro-life programs! Aye, we be protectin' all the wee little baby pirates out there!

In a humorous 17th century pirate language, Senator Marco Rubio discusses the impact of the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, which overturned Roe v. Wade. He notes that since Dobbs, pro-life states have saved over 60,000 babies, and each child is an "incalculable gift." However, he criticizes Planned Parenthood and the abortion industry for viewing these saved lives as lost opportunities for profit. He also pushes back against left-wing activists who claim that conservatives only care about babies before they are born. Senator Rubio proposes the "Providing for Life Act," a pro-life program that would guarantee paid family leave, expand the child tax credit, and increase support for faith-based nonprofits and crisis pregnancy centers, among other things. He emphasizes the need to counter the abortion industry's diabolical new ways of funding abortion travel expenses and mailing dangerous abortion pills directly to women's homes. Finally, he encourages state legislators to shut down the abortion industry, charities to continue saving lives, and pro-life activists to transform culture from the bottom up. Senator Rubio concludes by quoting Mother Teresa, who said that bringing the child back to the center of our care and concern is the only way for our world to survive because children are the only hope for the future.

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