Arrr, matey! Trump be stirrin' the scallywags’ pot 'bout the Panama Canal, bringin' back tales of past mischief!
2024-12-26
Arrr! President-elect Trump be usin’ his tongue like a cannon, demandin’ the Panama Canal back! He be callin’ them shippin’ fees “ridiculous,” threatenin’ to hoist the flag of reclamation! “The Golden Age o' America be upon us!” he bellowed, like a parrot with the scallywag spirit!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of the President-elect, Donald Trump, who be makin’ waves like a stormy sea at a Turning Point USA shindig in Phoenix! This scallywag, with the tongue of a cannon, blurted out a wild promise that’d make even the most seasoned buccaneer raise an eyebrow!With a bellowin’ voice that could rattle the timbers of any ship, Trump declared he wants the Panama Canal back! Aye, he be claiming those shipping fees be as outrageous as a kraken on a rampage! If those landlubbers in Panama don’t be settlin’ down those fees, he’ll be raisin’ the Jolly Roger and demandin’ the return of that grand waterway!
“I can proudly proclaim that the Golden Age of America is upon us!” he howled, as though he be settin’ sail to treasure! “There’s a spirit that we have now that we didn’t have just a short while ago!” Well, blow me down! Sounds like the man’s got a treasure map to the hearts of the folk, even if his compass be pointin’ a bit askew!
So, let’s hoist the anchor and watch this spectacle unfold, fer the seas be changin’, and who knows what other wild claims this pirate in a suit be makin’ next!