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Arrr, matey! How be a flickerin' box showin' the color o' the abyss, eh? Magic or trickery, I say!

2024-12-27

Arrr, matey! No light be black, it be like sayin' a parrot can’t squawk! So how be we spy that scurvy dog Darth Vader on the screen, eh? Must be magic or a clever trickery, for even the darkest of villains needs a bit o’ glow, yarrr!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious conundrum of the dark lord o' the galaxy, Darth Vader, and the bafflin' mystery of black light—or lack thereof, I should say!

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