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Arrr! Trump’s sea dog of borders be sayin’ he’ll sail over them sanctuary city scallywags!

2024-12-27

Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be captain o’ the ship, Trump, be sendin' his border buccaneer to unleash a cannonade o’ laws on them sanctuary ports! Aye, he might even put the local scallywags in chains for shelterin' landlubbers without papers! Avast, the seas be gettin' rough!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale from the high seas of politics! Our captain-in-waitin’, President-elect Donald Trump, be sendin' forth his new "border czar," a fierce soul who’ll be lettin’ loose the law upon those sanctuary cities that be hidin' landlubbers without proper papers!

This here czar, a bold buccaneer of immigration, claims they’ll be swingin’ the cutlass of justice with great gusto! They be talkin’ about prosecutin’ the scallywags who, by thunder, knowingly harbor these undocumented sea urchins! Aye, it seems the days of lettin' folks slide into the harbor unnoticed be no more!

So, if ye be in charge of a sanctuary, ye best keep a weather eye out! The czar be comin’ for ye like a shark to a shipwreck. No more hide and seek, me hearties! The law be like a cannonball—once fired, it don't stop until it hits its mark!

In conclusion, grab yer compasses and prepare to navigate the stormy seas of immigration enforcement! This czar be ready to shiver yer timbers, sendin' a clear message that the seas be gettin' rough for those who dare to defy the captain’s orders! Arrr!

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