Arrr! Tom Homan swears the deportation ship be cozy, not cruel—like a fine tavern for wayward lads and lasses!
2024-12-27
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump’s "border buccaneer" Tom Homan be swearin' to construct "family havens" to snatch and shoo away the throng o’ scallywags sailin’ into our shores, along with their wee landlubber spawn born on our fair soil! Aye, it be a right jolly plan, if ye ask me!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale from the high seas of politics, where a president-elect named Donald Trump be settin' sail on a grand adventure. His trusty matey, Tom Homan, the so-called “border czar,” be declarin' war on those pesky landlubbers who dare to cross the borders without a proper ticket!With a hearty laugh and a swagger in his step, Homan be vowin' to build the mightiest of “family facilities,” where all them scallywag migrants and their little sea urchins be kept in one place. Aye, it’s like a pirate’s hideout, but instead of treasure, it be filled with families waitin' to be deported back to their distant shores!
Now, ye might be wonderin’, what’s the plan, matey? To sweep the decks clean of all those who be settin' foot on this fine land without sayin’ “ahoy!” First, they’ll be givin’ ‘em a place to stay—though not like a captain’s quarters, mind ye! Nay, it’ll be more like a brig for the whole family! So hoist the sails and prepare for a merry chase, for the seas be choppy, and the rumors be flyin’ faster than a cannonball!
So raise a glass to the swashbucklin’ crew, for this be a wild voyage into the unknown, and we be all watchin’ with keen eyes! Yarrr!