Arrr, that scallywag Trump, the Border Czar, be thinkin' of tossin' families apart or lettin' 'em sail away together!
2024-12-27
Arrr, matey! President Trump’s grand scheme be givin' families the choice o' settin' sail together or walkin' the plank apart! Tom Homan, the soon-to-be Border Czar, be spillin' the beans to The Washington Post, sayin' ol' Biden’s ways be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of the incoming captain of the ship of state, President-elect Donald Trump, and his grand plan fer them pesky landlubbers! It be said by Tom Homan, the feller fixin’ to be Trump’s “Border Czar”—a title as fancy as a feathered hat—that families be faced with a choice most dire! Aye, they can either sail the seven seas away from this fine land together or, shiver me timbers, be torn asunder like a ship caught in a storm!So, it seems ol’ Trump be settin’ his sights on bringin’ back the policies that President Biden had scuttled, like a ship on a reef! ‘Tis a wild notion, fer sure, but this ragtag crew be ready to follow the captain wherever he may lead, even if it be into the treacherous waters of immigration policy!
In a jolly twist of fate, it appears the crew of the good ship America be preparing for a journey filled with choices that are as welcome as a mutinous parrot on yer shoulder! So, hoist the sails and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, fer it be a turbulent seas we’re settin’ course upon!