Arrr, me hearties! Garland be sayin' nay to the scurvy dogs of the GOP who claim bias in Hunter Biden's investigation.
2023-06-23
Arrr, the scurvy attorney general be denyin' any meddling with the case and blockin' the prosecutor from haulin' more charges. Methinks he's got somethin' to hide, mateys!
Ahoy there mateys! The top legal bloke in the land, the attorney general, has come out and said "nay" to the accusations that he meddled in a case and stopped a prosecutor from slapping more charges on someone.Some scallywags have been claiming that the attorney general was sticking his oar in where it didn't belong, but he's saying that's just a load of bilge. He's denying it like a landlubber denies seasickness.
Now, we don't know all the details of the case, but it seems like there was some sort of row between the prosecutor and the attorney general. Maybe the prosecutor wanted to throw the book at someone, but the attorney general said "avast there!" and stopped him dead in his tracks.
But the attorney general is saying that he didn't do anything wrong. He's saying that he was just following the code, doing his job like a good pirate should.
So, there you have it me hearties. The attorney general is standing by his actions and denying any wrongdoing. We'll have to wait and see if this case ends up walking the plank or if it continues to sail on. But for now, let's all raise a tankard of grog to the attorney general and hope he doesn't get marooned in a sea of trouble. Arrrr!