Arr! Ye scurvy dogs, Texas' fiery heat be no match for our new mateys: the sun's solar power!
2023-06-23
Arrr, mateys! The amount of sunshine plundered from Texas hath grown mightily! But some scurvy Republicans be questioning the state's increasing reliance on renewable power. Avast! What be their problem with a little clean energy?
Ahoy maties! Listen up, for I have some news from the land of Texas. It seems that the power of the sun has been shining down on the state in great abundance, and the amount of solar energy generated has been growing faster than me beard on a windy day!But alas, there be some scallywags among the Republicans who be questioning this reliance on renewable power. Arr, they be saying that we need to stick to the old ways of burning fossil fuels and not trust in the power of the sun. But I say, why not embrace this new technology and use the free energy that the sun provides us with?
Some of these doubters be worried about the cost, but I say that in the long run, using renewable energy will save us gold doubloons and help to protect our planet. We need to think about the future, me hearties, and not just the present.
So let us raise our mugs of grog and toast to the power of the sun. May it shine down upon us for many years to come, and may we continue to harness its power for the good of our great state. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of sunscreen for all ye landlubbers!