The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"To cure our scurvy towns, we be needin' a hearty swig o' Mother Nature's bounty, arrr!"

2024-12-28

Arrr, matey! If we can't set sail fer the woods, then let the woods be a-comin' to us! Aye, let 'em build cities with patches o' green, like havin' a treasure map full o' leafy loot! Savvy?

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be havin' a tale of land and trees that’ll tickle yer funny bone! If the grand ol’ forest be too far fer our scallywag souls to plunder, then shiver me timbers, it be time fer the forest to sail right into our bustling towns! Aye, let them cities sprout up like weeds with green spaces aplenty, where ye can frolic amongst the ferns and dance with the daisies, even while the rum flows like a mighty river!

Read the Original Article