The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! In 2024, the landlubbers found their coins be slippin’, and homes be as scarce as a mermaid’s smile!

2024-12-27

Arrr, matey! This year, more landlubbers be sleepin' under the stars, 'cause the gold for rent be scarce! Over 771,800 souls be wanderin' the streets, 18.1% more than last year! It seems the seas of struggle be mighty choppy for these poor scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the landlubbers of America, where the tides of fortune be as fickle as a cat on a hot tin roof! This year, in the year of our Lord 2024, there be more than 771,800 souls wanderin’ the streets like lost scallywags, seekin' shelter from the storm. Aye, that be a hearty 18.1% rise from the year before, when only 650,000 were cast adrift in the world’s cruel seas.

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