Arrr! The scallywags from Russia might’ve sent that Azerbaijani bird to Davy Jones' locker, claims the landlubbers of the US!
2024-12-28
Arrr, mateys! Spokesman Kirby be squawkin’ that the scallywags from Russia might’ve sent the Azerbaijan Airlines ship to Davy Jones’ locker on Christmas Day, claimin’ 38 souls! He be keepin’ tight-lipped, but says the US crew be ready to lend a hand in the hunt for truth!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! Our noble White House spokesman, John Kirby, be the captain of this tale, regaling us with whispers of foul play afoot on the high skies.On the fateful day of December 25, a jolly ol' Azerbaijan Airlines vessel met its doom, splashing down with a mighty crash and takin' 38 souls to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, it be a tragedy, indeed! But lo and behold, our matey Kirby be hintin' that the scallywags of Russia might be behind this dastardly deed!
He be not spillin' all the beans, mind ye, but he did declare that the US of A be ready to lend a hand in uncoverin' the truth of this dark affair. Aye, the seas be murky, and the winds blow cold as we ponder whether them Russian rogues be the guilty party or if another villain lurks in the shadows.
So, me hearties, keep yer spyglasses trained on the horizon! For in this stormy world of international shenanigans, ye never know when a rogue wave of information might crash upon ye! Yarrr!