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Arrr! Biden be sayin’ the flood o’ landlubbers be causin’ chaos in the streets, makin’ scallywags homeless!

2024-12-27

Arrr, mateys! The Biden crew be spillin’ the beans, claimin’ that in the year 2024, the land o’ the free saw a swashbucklin’ rise in scallywags without a roof—up by 18%! Blame it on the tide o’ newcomers settlin’ in. Aye, 770,000 souls wanderin’ the streets like lost treasure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the landlubber troubles brewin' in the good ol' U.S. of A! The Biden crew released a report on the state o' homelessness, and shiver me timbers, it be up by a whopping 18% in the year o' our Lord 2024! Aye, it seems the tides of fortune ain't favorin' the downtrodden, what with 770,000 scallywags findin' themselves without a roof to rest their weary noggins, all on a single January night.

The good folk at the Department of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD as they be known, reckon this increase be partly due to a whole horde of immigrants settlin' in these here shores. Blimey! It be a tale as old as the sea, where new souls seekin' a better life clash with the stormy seas of misfortune. So many hearty souls adrift, lookin' fer shelter from the tempestuous winds of fate.

So, raise yer tankards, me mateys! While we sail the high seas of liberty and democracy, let us not forget those who be sleepin' under the stars, dreamin' of a brighter horizon. Aye, mayhaps it be time to lend a hand, 'fore we find ourselves shiverin' in the cold as well!

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