The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, I be a mayor from the blue seas, and the plight o' landlubber's plight be givin' me the heebie-jeebies!

2024-12-29

Arrr, matey! The shores of California be shrouded in gloom! Back in the grog-soaked '70s, there were no scallywags sleepin’ under the stars. Now, we be givin’ ‘em a hearty welcome! Aye, it be a fine mess we’ve spun, like a ship caught in a stormy squall!

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