"Arrr, five jolly schemes fer Apple t’ rescue the Vision Pro from Davy Jones' locker in 2025, savvy?"
2024-12-29
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, five jolly schemes fer Apple to hoist the Vision Pro from Davy Jones' locker in the year of our Lord, 2025! Aye, let’s plunder some fresh ideas and set sail on the seas of innovation, or risk walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Apple’s grand contraption, the Vision Pro! It be a marvel, aye, but alas, it’s not findin' favor with the scallywags out there. With sales flatter than a landlubber's belly, Apple be prattlin' on 'bout developers and fancy apps rather than shoutin' about profits.For the price o’ $3,499—jewels fit for a king, if ye ask me—one could have a jolly good time or even trade it for a ship! The headset be a wondrous beast for watchin’ immersive tales or workin’ like a ship’s navigator, yet it seems to frighten off the crew when worn at home, makin' family members eye ye like ye be a ghost!
Now, if Apple wishes to keep this treasure afloat, they be needin' to drop the price, perhaps even consider makin' a "Vision Lite" for the common folk. Or they could bundle it with the latest iPhone, makin' it a deal sweeter than a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! So, listen well, Apple; make this magic more accessible, or watch it sink to Davy Jones’ locker!