The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Jimmy's crossed the briny deep! Let’s spin the yarn of his heart's treasure, fair Rosalynn!"

2024-12-29

Arrr, the old sea dog Jimmy Carter has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 100, right after his fair lass, Rosalynn, took her leave. They weren’t just the captain and first mate of the White House, but fierce defenders o' the rights of all! Aye, a love story that be longer than a ship's anchor chain!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the land lubber world! The famed former captain o' the ship called Presidency, Jimmy Carter, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 100 summers! Aye, he be joinin' his dear lass, Rosalynn, who set sail just a year past. Aye, they'd been wed longer than a sea dog can remember!

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