"Arrr, a fine matey! Trump, Obama, Bush, and Clinton be raisin’ a toast to ol’ Jimmy Carter, the good-hearted landlubber!"
2024-12-29
Arrr, all four ye olde captains of the ship of state be raisin’ a tankard to Jimmy Carter, who sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at a ripe old age of 100! Even Trump, Obama, Bush, and Clinton be tippin' their hats, callin' him a tireless matey for fairness. Aye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' tribute and remembrance! On a fateful Sunday, all four living captains o' the American ship—aye, them former presidents—did pay their respects to the noble soul o' Jimmy Carter, who sailed into the great beyond at the ripe old age of 100! A fine age, indeed, like findin' a chest o' doubloons!The likes o' Donald Trump, who be plannin' to reclaim the captain's quarters next month, sent his condolences, along with Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. A motley crew, they be, but all sang the praises of ol' Carter, callin' him a tireless worker fer a fairer world. Aye, even pirates know the value o' a goodly cause!
Carter, the longest-livin' captain in the history o' the U.S. ship, forged bonds with many a matey across the seven seas. His legacy be like a fine rum—sweet and smooth, but with a kick that reminds ye of the hard work he put forth. So let us raise a tankard in memory of this gallant soul, who charted the waters o' life with courage and compassion! Fair winds, Captain Carter!