Arrr, Apple be givin’ ol’ Jimmy Carter a grand homepage shiver me timbers! Aye, what a sight fer sore eyes!
2024-12-30
Arrr, t'was but a day after the old captain of state set sail to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of a hundred! Aye, he didn’t just age like fine rum, he be aged like a shipwrecked barnacle! Avast, me hearties, raise a tankard in his memory!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the late Captain of the White House seas, Jimmy Carter, who sailed off to the great beyond on the 29th of December, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-four, at the ripe age of a hundred! This fine lad be known as the 39th President of the United States, a true "President for Peace" if ever there was one.Word has it, the clever scallywag Tim Cook, captain of the Apple ship, shared his respects on the X-tube on the very day, givin' tribute to ol' Carter's noble voyages in service to humankind. Apple even pulled a rare stunt, takin' over their homepage with a grand homage to the departed leader, showin' a fine portrait of him in front of a construction site—likely representin' all the good he built in his days as captain!
Carter be remembered for the Camp David Accords, where he brokered peace ‘twixt Israel and Egypt. Not merely a captain, but a humanitarian with a heart of gold, he earned himself a Nobel Peace Prize in 2002. Aye, he even jammed with the likes of Bob Dylan! So raise yer tankards high for the legacy of Jimmy Carter, a true matey of the seas of politics!