Arrr! The scallywags o’ the Liberal crew be catchin’ the Musk Madness, blowin’ their top like a cannon blast!
2024-12-30
Ahoy, me hearties! Welcome back to the forgotten scrolls o' fact-checkin', brought to ye by the scallywags at National Review! This week, we be settin' sail on the tempestuous seas o' lefty panic 'round Elon Musk and that ol' sea captain Trump. Arrr, the madness be contagious!
Ahoy, matey! Welcome back to the treasure trove of tidbits known as Forgotten Fact Checks, brought to ye by the scallywags at National Review’s News Desk! This week's tale be of the tempestuous squall stirrin’ over the jolly Roger of billionaire Elon Musk and the newly crowned captain of the ship, President-elect Donald Trump.Arrr, it seems the left be shiverin’ in their timbers, sufferin’ from what they be callin’ Musk Derangement Syndrome! Aye, it be a new affliction, infectin’ the minds of left-leanin' mates far and wide. No pundit be safe from the madness, as they flail about like a fish outta water, cryin' 'foul' at every turn of the tide!
But lo, this ailment be not entirely unsavoury! 'Tis a fine sight to behold as these landlubbers grapple with their fears, clutchin’ their pearls whilst ponderin’ the alliances of their foes! So raise a tankard to the chaos, me hearties, for in the world of politics, there be no shortage of jests and jibes! Let the gales of laughter blow through the sails as we navigate these treacherous waters of media misses and derangement galore!