Arrr, matey! Massachusetts towns be banishin’ nicotine for a generation! A jolly boon fer health or a scallywag’s overreach?
2024-12-30
Arrr! If ye be born after 2003, ye’ll ne'er set sail for cigars in Chelsea or eight other ports! The Bay State be on a quest for a “nicotine-free crew,” and come 2025, three lawmakers be plotting to hoist the sails on a statewide decree. A right ruckus brews, matey!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the land o' Massachusetts, where the scallywags be settin' sail on a new law! If ye be born past the year of our Lord, 2003, ye shan’t ever have the jolly opportunity to snag yerself a stogie in the fine town o' Chelsea, nor in at least eight other ports! Aye, them be the news as of the first day o’ Jan!The good folk of the Bay State be embarkin' on a quest to raise a “nicotine-free generation,” like shiverin' barnacles on a ship's hull. Three brave legislators, decked in their finest garb, be plannin' to hoist a statewide version of this bill in the year 2025, like a treasure map leadin' to the fountain of clean lungs!
But beware, ye landlubbers, fer this be stirrin' up a storm in the harbor! Local officials be clashin' like cutlasses, wrestlin’ with the weighty question of how much power the government should wield over the lives of its salty citizens. Will they be makin' a generation of land-dwellers who can’t puff on a pipe? Only time will tell, but ye can bet yer last doubloon this be a battle worth watchin'! Arrr!