The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, me hearties! The Russkies be investigatin' the big cheese o' the Wagner Group! Walk the plank, matey!

2023-06-23

Avast ye, scallywags! The Russkies be givin' the stink eye to the Wagner Group's cap'n and tellin' their crew to ignore his commands. They be startin' a criminal probe into the matter, so keep yer eyes peeled for more shenanigans on the horizon. Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye! A scallywag by the name of Yevgeny Prigozhin, head of the Wagner Group, be in hot water with the Russian government! He be callin' for a rebellion to remove the defense minister, Sergei Shoigu, after accusing him of ordering a rocket strike on their field camps in Ukraine. Prigozhin be sayin' that this be a march of justice and that the evil of the military leadership must be stopped.

But the Defense Ministry be denyin' any involvement in the rocket attack. Now the National Anti-Terrorism Committee be opening a criminal investigation on charges of calling for an armed rebellion against the government. Even the big boss of Russia, Vladimir Putin, be kept informed of this situation.

We'll have to wait and see how this all plays out. But it looks like Prigozhin be in some serious trouble. Keep yer eyes peeled for more updates on this story, me hearties! Arrrr!

Read the Original Article