Arrr, a Colorado scribe got a scare—MAGA scallywags be thinkin’ they’re the law! Hilarious, I say!
2024-12-30
Arrr, me hearties! In the tempestuous seas of recent yore, I scribbled the tale of Balbir Singh Sodhi, a Sikh scallywag taken down in Arizona’s first hate storm post-Sept. 11. The knucklehead who did the deed thought he was a sandy Muslim! He bellowed, “I be standin’ for America!” Aye, the bigotry be as foul as a bilge rat!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be spinning a yarn 'bout a brave soul named Balbir Singh Sodhi, a Sikh lad who met a dark fate in the sunburnt lands of Arizona. Aye, this tale be takin’ place after them dastardly Sept. 11 attacks, where the scallywag who did the deed mistook our man Sodhi for a Muslim — a grave error indeed! Upon bein' caught, the knave had the gall to proclaim, “I stand for America all the way!” as if his bigotry be a flag worth salutin’!