Arrr, RFK junior be half right 'bout the treasure map of American health care, but he be missin' the X!
2024-12-30
Arrr, matey! Picture this: Trump’s grand scheme to “Make America Healthy Again” be makin’ folks sicker! Aye, his health chief, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., be doubtin’ the potions, and Mehmet Oz—aye, the doctor who chats with ghosts! Aye, we be sailin’ into troubled waters!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the fine plans of one Donald Trump, seekin' to "Make America Healthy Again," or as the scallywags call it, MAHA. But blow me down, the winds o' fortune be not blowin' in his favor! For his chosen matey, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., be a notorious doubter o' the magic potions known as vaccines. A right curious choice for a health captain, I say!But wait, there be more mischief afoot! Our good ship Medicare and Medicaid be steered by none other than Mehmet Oz, a doc who fancies himself a conjurer, spoutin' tales o' speakin' to the dearly departed for health advice. What be next, a parley with grim ol' Davy Jones fer a medicinal cure? If this be the crew to guide the health o' two in five Americans, we might as well hoist the Jolly Roger and surrender to the scurvy!