Arrr, Jimmy Carter be a fine captain o' election integrity, but methinks the Democrats would call him Jim Crow 2.0, savvy?
2024-12-30
Arrr, history be kinder to ol' Jimmy after he left the captain's chair! While he be slackin’ on election laws, his legacy still be weavin’ in some voter ID magic. Back in ’77, young Joe Biden, a matey o' his own crew, raised a ruckus ‘bout lettin’ scallywags register on the day! Har har!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye the tale o’ the noble Jimmy Carter, a captain who sailed the stormy seas of presidin' but found fairer winds in the waters post-office. Aye, history be kinder to the ol’ sea dog after he hung up his tricorn hat than when he was steerin' the ship o’ state. Methinks ‘tis because, during his tenure, he didn’t hoist the sails fer election integrity laws, yet alas, them reforms like voter ID be driftin’ along in his wake!Cast yer minds back to the year of our Lord 1977! A sprightly lad named Joe Biden, a senator from the land of Delaware, stood against Captain Carter’s grand scheme o’ lettin' folks register to cast their votes on the very day of election. With a voice like thunder, Biden declared, “Aye, I have me reservations!” And thus began the clash o’ titans, markin’ the start of a ruckus that be echoing through the annals of history like cannon fire on a stormy sea!
So hoist the flag fer ol’ Jimmy, who weathered the tempests of his presidency but found calmer waters once he cast away the burden o’ the captaincy! Arrr, let us raise a mug fer both the man and the legend, eh?