Arrr, me hearties! Hunter Biden hath given his blessing to the 2024 election! Ye can all rest easy now.
2023-06-23
Arrr, matey! The deal struck by Hunter Biden's sweetheart will likely yield a fruitful bounty for his father's rival come 2024. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a political maneuver to be reckoned with!
Avast ye mateys! The Department of Justice be treatin' Hunter Biden with kid gloves, givin' him a sweetheart plea deal and protectin' him from the punishment he deserves. Meanwhile, they be threatenin' Joe Biden's biggest political rival with up to 400 years of jail time. This bias be destroyin' the Biden administration's political reputation and only strengthenin' former President Donald Trump. The Biden loyalists at the DOJ must be wonderin' why they thought Hunter Biden's clearly unfair deal wouldn't lead to a massive public backlash. Hunter Biden has a long-documented history of illegal drug activity and questionable business dealings, which his defenders try to excuse as first-time offenses. This bias only clarifies the injustice. The personal and professional issues of Hunter Biden's life combine to raise questions about where his income came from, and this leads to questions about who has been paying for his supposed art. The American people are comin' to believe that there are two systems of justice in America, one to protect Democrats and another to attack their opponents. Every attack on President Trump or Republicans and every defense of the Biden family and other Democrats only confirms this belief. Hunter Biden's unfair deal will likely help Trump become the Republican nominee, and future revelations of Biden family corruption are likely to put Trump back in the White House.