The Booty Report

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Arrr! One of the first scallywags locked up at Guantanamo be sailin' back to Tunisia, matey!

2024-12-31

Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Ridah Bin Saleh al-Yazidi be sailin' back to Tunisia, says the fine folks at the Department o' Defense. After a merry old review, they deemed him fit to leave the brig. A right jolly twist in the tale, eh? Avast, freedom be callin'!

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a rogue named Ridah Bin Saleh al-Yazidi, who once found himself languishin’ in the murky depths of Guantanamo Bay. Aye, the US Department of Defense hath declared he be repatriated to his homeland, Tunisia, like a fish returnin’ to the sea!

Our matey Ridah, after a most laborious interagency review—aye, sounds like a fancy feast of bureaucratic bilge—was deemed fit to sail the seven seas once more, free from the clutches of the Davy Jones’ locker of detention. The powers that be, with their quills and parchment, said he passed the test, like a parrot on a perch, and thus, he be on his way back to the sun-kissed shores of Tunis!

So, raise a mug of grog to Ridah, the erstwhile prisoner! May he find solace in the warm sands, far from the cold steel bars, and may his tales of adventure be as grand as the ocean itself! Arrr, let this be a lesson to ye landlubbers: even pirates can find the wind in their sails again, given enough time and a touch of the right luck!

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