Arrr, the Pentagon be sendin' back a swab from Guantanamo, who’s been locked up longer than a kraken’s nap!
2024-12-31
Arrr matey! On the morrow, the fine lads o’ the Pentagon decided to ship back ol’ Ridah Bin Saleh al-Yazidi, who’s been marooned in Guantanamo Bay since 2002. After a mighty fine inspection, they deemed him worthy to set sail back to Tunisia! Avast, freedom be sweet!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of bureaucracy! On a fine Monday morn, the good ship Pentagon be sendin' back a wayward soul, Ridah Bin Saleh al-Yazidi, who be languishin' in the murky waters of Guantanamo Bay since the year of our Lord 2002!This scallywag, now a sprightly 59 years of age, found himself returned to his homeland of Tunisia, after passin' through a most rigorous sea of reviews, conducted by the sharpest minds in the realm of the Defense Department. Aye, they be usin' a fancy process laid out by an Executive Order from way back in 2009—a treasure map of rules, no doubt!