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Arr, this haven o' landlubbers had been toleratin' queer festivities ere. But come 2023, that weren't no longer allowed!

2023-06-24

Arrr! Them scallywags o' the right be claimin' that a Pride event in Franklin, Tenn. be a threat to wee ones! But lo and behold, the city be caught in the eye of a mighty storm o' protest. Avast ye, mateys!

Ahoy mateys, it seems that some scallywags be causin' a ruckus in Franklin, Tenn. The lily-livered landlubbers on the right be sayin' that a Pride event be puttin' the wee ones in danger. But let me tell ye, it be nothin' but a load of bilge.

This small city didn't expect to be caught in the crosshairs of a backlash. But when those yellow-bellied cowards started to spread their lies, the good people of Franklin decided to stand up and fight back. And fight they did, with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass and a spirit as fierce as a storm at sea.

Those naysayers thought they could scare people away from Pride, but they didn't count on the determination of the LGBTQ+ community and their allies. They showed up in force, with a rainbow flag in one hand and a bottle of rum in the other (well, maybe not the rum, but you get the idea).

Despite the rough waters, this Pride event was a success. The city came together to celebrate love and acceptance, and the doubters were left to walk the plank. So, let this be a lesson to all ye doubters out there: don't mess with Franklin, and don't mess with Pride. Arrrrr!

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