Arrr! Whitney Cummings be roastin' ol' Biden and Kamala like a fine fish, and now it be spreadin' like scallywag gossip!
2025-01-01
Arrr, matey! Whitney Cummings be roasting the scallywags Kamala Harris and Captain Biden on the CNN New Year's shindig, and it be spreadin' like wildfire on the seven seas! Newsweek be hopin' fer a word from CNN and the jester herself, but it be after hours, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the jests and jibes of one Whitney Cummings, a jester of great renown in the land o' TV. This lass set sail on a fine New Year’s Eve, joinin' forces with the likes o' Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen, and what a ruckus she did raise!With a tongue sharper than a cutlass, she unleashed a fiery roast upon the likes of failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris and the ol' sea dog, President Joe Biden. Her jests be flyin' faster than cannonballs, and the scallywags of the internet be lappin' it up like grog at a tavern! It be not just jests for jest's sake, mind ye; this roast struck at the very heart of CNN, a network that be catchin' the brunt of her humor.
As the laughter echoed across the seven seas of social media, the mates at Newsweek be tryin' to get a word with the crew of CNN and the feisty wench herself, but alas, they be not pickin' up their compasses after hours. So, me hearties, keep yer spyglasses trained on this tale, for it be a fine treasure of mirth and merriment in the tempest of politics!