The Booty Report

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Avast! Ten souls sent to Davy Jones, and many more bruised, as a scallywag rammed his vessel into a merry throng!

2025-01-01

Avast, me hearties! A scallywag in a cursed carriage ran down a merry crew on Bourbon Street, claiming ten souls and wounding many more! After his foul deed, he fired his piece like a madman! The lawmen and healers swarmed like seagulls, tryin’ to save the day! Blimey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of woe from the bustling shores of New Orleans! In the witching hour, where revelry be afoot, a scallywag in a cursed chariot did plow through a throng of jolly souls, leaving ten brave souls laid low and a host more nursing their wounds!

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