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Arrr! Biden be warnin' us that them Republican scallywags still be fightin' for their views on abortion!

2023-06-24

Arrr, a year since the end of Roe v. Wade, the Biden crew be workin' with scarce tools like executive orders and the bully pulpit to stir up backers fer abortion rights. Aye, 'tis a hardy task, but we'll hoist the colors and sail on!

Ahoy there mateys! It's been a year since the Roe v. Wade decision, and the Biden administration is feeling the pressure of limited resources as they try to rally their supporters on the issue of abortion rights. They're using what they can, like executive orders and their powerful voices, to try and get things moving in the right direction.

But it ain't easy being a swashbuckler in these choppy waters. The winds of change are blowing in all directions, and the opposition is fierce. It's like trying to navigate a ship through a storm without a compass or a map!

But don't ye worry, the captain and his crew are up for the challenge. They're not afraid to use their tools, even if they be a bit rusty, to make their voices heard. They'll hoist the sails and raise the Jolly Roger, if they must, to get the job done.

So let's all put on our eye patches and bandanas, and join the fight for our right to choose. Avast ye, landlubbers, we won't go down without a fight! The sea may be rough, but we'll weather the storm together. Together we can chart a course towards a brighter future for all. Aye, aye, Captain Biden, we're with ye all the way!

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