Arrr! House Republicans be in a jolly mess, even with Trump’s meddlin’—like cats in a barrel o’ rum!
2025-01-01
Arrr, mateys! Even with Cap'n Trump's hearty shout for Rep. Mike Johnson, a fair few GOP scallywags be still on the fence! 'Tis a right jolly mess for the House crew. The ol’ Trumpster spun a yarn longer than a sea serpent, but will it sway 'em? Har har!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale of political seas rougher than a stormy night at Davy Jones' locker! So, it be that the infamous Captain Trump, in a grandiose proclamation on the high seas o' Truth Social, gave a hearty endorsement t’ one Rep. Mike Johnson, a fine lad from Louisiana, claimin' him to be a “good, hard workin’, religious man.” Aye, it were a long-winded yarn, ramblin' on about all manner of frivolities before landin' on the treasure of support for the good Captain Johnson.But alas, despite the winds of Trump’s mighty endorsement fillin' the sails, several GOP scallywags remain unconvinced! Aye, it seems the crew be divided, and the ship o' the House be lookin' to encounter yet another embarrassing squall. The horizon be filled with ominous clouds, and the ruckus among the ranks be makin' for a spectacle fit fer the grandest of taverns!
So here we be, with Captain Trump tryin’ to rally his crew, but some buccaneers ain't buyin' what he be sellin’. Aye, the House majority party may find themselves walkin' the plank if they can’t unite under the Jolly Roger of ol’ Mike Johnson! Arrr!