"Three scallywag DOJ mates spilled the beans 'fore the election, makin' mischief with secrets like true landlubber knaves!"
2025-01-01
Arrr, matey! The DOJ be spillin' the beans, sayin' three scallywags leaked secrets ‘bout a hush-hush affair before the grand election! The Inspector General be takin’ note of their misdeeds, claimin’ they were swayed by the winds of politics. What a right merry mess on the high seas of justice!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' scandal on the high seas of justice! The fine lads at the Department of Justice, aye, they be a reputable crew, but lo and behold, a ruckus be brewin'! A report has emerged, spillin' the beans on three senior officials who, like scallywags in the night, leaked secrets about a covert investigation just days before the grand election!