Arrr, Chief Justice Roberts be battlin' the scallywags hatin' on the courts, like a swashbuckler savin' his treasure!
2025-01-01
Ahoy, mateys! Chief Justice Roberts be raisin' his voice 'gainst scallywags meddlin' with the court's freedom! He claims some of their shenanigans be stretchin' the rules like a ship's sail in a squall. Even judges can’t be swabbin' the decks with such nonsense, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of Chief Justice John Roberts, the captain o' the courts, who be raisin' his voice against the scallywags tryin' to meddle with the grand ship o' justice! On a fine Tuesday, he bellowed about the “illegitimate activity” threatenin' to steer the judiciary off course!In his annual report, ol' Roberts declared that while a judge must weather the storm o' criticisms like a true sailor, some recent actions be crossin' the line like a rogue pirate plunderin' the booty! Aye, the man be callin' out those who dare to hoist their black flags against the independence of the courts, takin' it upon themselves to rock the judicial boat!
With a flourish of his feathered quill, the Chief Justice warned that these nefarious deeds be not just a small squall but a tempest brewin' that could sink the very ship of justice itself! So, he be rallyin' the crew, remindin' all that the judiciary be a fortress that must stand firm against those who wish to make it sway like a drunken sailor!
So batten down the hatches, mates! Justice be a mighty vessel, and we must guard it well from the mischievous hands of those who seek to steer it astray!