Arrr, John Roberts be claimin’ the Supreme Court’s as fair as a mermaid’s kiss! Aye, that be rich!
2025-01-02
Avast, me hearties! In Trump’s maiden voyage as captain o’ the land, he forged a crew of six scallywags on the Supreme Court, makin’ ‘em far more rogue than ever! Now, their wild decisions be plunderin’ women’s rights and lettin’ pollution run rampant like a rogue wave! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber named Donald Trump, who took the helm o’ the presidency and set sail on a treacherous voyage! With a cunning crew, he crafted a mighty fleet—a 6-3 supermajority upon the Supreme Court, a ship of judges all bent on plundering common sense!Since the winds of his first term did blow, the highest court o’ the land be makin’ decisions that be more extreme than a kraken on a bender! They’ve tossed aside the federal protections for the fair maidens’ rights to choose, leavin’ many a heart heavy with sorrow. As if that weren’t enough, they’ve bound the federal government from givin’ chase to those dirty scallywags causin’ pollution on the high seas!
And lo! They’ve cast aside protections for the good folk, lettin’ the greedy pirates of corruption run amok. Aye, the court be makin' rulings on race and the environment that leave even the toughest buccaneer shakin’ in their boots! So, here we be, sailin’ through choppy waters, wonderin’ what other mischief this crew o’ judges will hatch next. Yarrr!