Arrr, matey! The scallywag who blew up the Cybertruck be a landlubber soldier on active duty! What a ruckus!
2025-01-02
Arrr! The landlubbers o' the law be sayin' the scallywag who turned his Tesla Cybertruck into a fiery kraken outside the Trump ship in Las Vegas be none other than Matthew Livelsberger, a brave swabby in the U.S. Army! Blimey, what a rum way to make a splash!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of mischief on the high seas of Las Vegas! On New Year's Day, a scallywag named Matthew Livelsberger, a landlubber soldier of the U.S. Army, thought he’d spice up his leave from Germany with a bit o’ fireworks—but alas, he went a wee bit too far! Aye, he parked his Tesla Cybertruck outside the Trump International Hotel, and, before ye could say “blow me down,” it exploded like a powder keg on the Fourth o’ July!This ruckus not only sent Livelsberger to Davy Jones’ locker but also injured seven poor souls nearby. The truck was packed tighter than a treasure chest with gasoline, camp fuel, and firework mortars! And what a sight it was, the truck burst into flames, sending fireworks flying like cannonballs at a pirate battle! Arrr!
Now, the Army be sayin’ he was on approved leave, havin’ served in the 10th Special Forces Group, but instead of a grand adventure, he met his fiery fate. Even ol’ Elon Musk chimed in, claimin’ the Cybertruck was tougher than a barnacle on a ship’s hull, containin’ the blast and protectin’ the hotel’s glass doors. Aye, that be a twist fit for a pirate tale! So remember, mateys, if ye be mixin’ fireworks and Tesla, be prepared fer a wild ride to the afterlife!