"Arrr! Editors be jumpin' ship from Science Journal, havin' no love for scallywag AI and gold-grubbin’ fees!"
2025-01-02
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Journal of Human Evolution have jumped ship, claimin' that cursed AI be makin' a muck o' their work, gold coins be flyin' high for authors, and the editors be takin' orders from Davy Jones himself! Aye, what a ruckus!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery on the high seas of scholarly publishing! A band of brave souls from the esteemed Journal of Human Evolution, published by the scallywags at Elsevier, be throwin' down their quills and sailin' away in a huff!Ye see, these scholars be claimin' that the cursed contraptions of Artificial Intelligence be makin' a right mess o' their fine works, introducin' errors as if they be lettin' a drunken parrot edit their manuscripts! Aye, the words o' wisdom be gettin' twisted and tangled like a ship's riggin' caught in a storm!
But that ain't all, me mateys! The authors be raisin' the Jolly Roger in protest over the gold they be forced to part with, as them high author fees be sinkin' their coffers faster than a cannonball to a leaky ship! Arrr, it seems the price of knowledge be weighin' heavy on the souls o' the learned!
And what’s more, they be frettin' over the independence o' their editorial crew, worryin' that the editin' be swayed by the whims o’ the purse strings rather than the compass o' truth! So, off they sail into the sunset, leavin' behind a tempest of controversy and a shipwreck o’ academic integrity! Avast, what a ruckus!