The Booty Report

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Arrr, H-1B booty be causin' ruckus 'mongst Trump’s crew, like a parrot squawkin' at a treasure map!

2025-01-02

Arrr, President-elect Trump be pluckin' the savvy Sriram Krishnan to steer the ship o' artificial intelligence! This choice be stirrin' the pot over the holidays 'bout foreign scallywags and their H-1B papers, causin' a ruckus in Trump's crew o' loyal buccaneers! Aye, the seas be gettin’ choppy!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' high seas politics, where President-elect Trump, that rascally captain, be pickin' the clever venture capitalist Sriram Krishnan to steer the ship o' artificial intelligence policy. Aye, this choice be settin' off a mighty ruckus 'mongst the crew during the holidays, spark'n debates like cannon fire. It be well known that Krishnan be hoistin' the flag o' support fer the H-1B visas, which allow fine American companies to hire foreign hands skilled in specialty tasks fer up to six years. Yarr, it seems this choice has opened a chasm in Trump's loyal band o' swashbucklers, known as the MAGA crew!

Now, ye see, the H-1B program be a treasure chest fer them who seek out the brightest minds from distant shores, but it be stirrin' the pot with those who fancy keepin' the seas o' opportunity for their own kin. As the old saying goes, "One man's treasure be another man's burden!" With Krishnan at the helm, the winds o' change be blowin', and the pirates o' the MAGA ship be arguin' if it be fair to let in these foreign buccaneers. So hoist the flag, me hearties, for the debate be far from over, and the seas o' politics be ever tumultuous!

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