Arrr, if Elon be speakin' true, then them chubby remedies be gold doubloons for the belly-blessed!
2025-01-02
Arrr, mateys! We’ve brewed a potion to shrink the belly and keep the scurvy at bay, but the captain of MAHA be turnin' his nose up at it! The New York Times be tellin' tales of a ruckus ‘twixt Robert Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk over this magic elixir. One be wary, the other all aglow! Avast!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a clash fit for the high seas, where the likes of Robert Kennedy Jr. be squaring off against the mighty Elon Musk! Aye, the matter at hand be a magical potion known as Ozempic, a wondrous elixir that promises to banish the bulge and send the scurvy ailments packin’. But lo! The leader of MAHA, that ol' salt, be less than keen on this treasure of a drug!The New York Times be spillin’ the beans on this ruckus, where RFK Jr. sees dark forces lurkin’ in the shadows, conspirin’ to lead the good folk astray, while Musk, that grand captain of innovation, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “Full sail ahead!” with his faith in these GLP-1 potions.
As ye might reckon, where there be two scallywags, there be two opinions! One be watchin’ for mermaids and monsters, while t’other be dreamin’ of a brave new world where the seas be smooth and the waistlines trim. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join the debate, for the battle of ideas be hotter than a cannonball in a powder keg! Yarrr, let the banter flow like grog in a tavern!