Arrr! China be unleashin' its rolly ball o' justice to hunt down them scallywags! Yarr, what a sight!
2025-01-03
Avast, matey! A crafty crew from the Orient be havin’ crafted a round beastie weighin’ 276 pounds! This rollickin’ robot be chasin’ scallywags faster than a ship in full sail! Prepare to be caught, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
Weighin' in at 276 pounds, this mechanical marvel can leap into the fray, racin' off in just 2.5 seconds, makin’ it nigh impossible for villains to escape its rolling wrath. But beware! While it dashes like a hungry shark, it be known to wobble about when takin’ sharp turns and might stumble at the sight of stairs—ah, a pirate's worst foe!