"Arrr! Trump be schemin’ a grand preinauguration shindig in D.C., claimin' victory before the cannon fire even starts!"
2025-01-02
Arrr mateys! Cap'n Trump be settin' sail fer a grand shindig at the Capital One Arena on January 19th! At three bells, he’ll be rallyin’ the crew 'fore his big day. Aye, it be the home o' them Wizards and Capitals—perfect fer a raucous jolly!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be bringin' ye a right curious tale from the land of the free! On the day before the grand hoisting of the presidential flag, the notorious President-elect, Donald Trump, be settin' sail for a mighty rally dubbed “Make America Great Again” in the illustrious Capital One Arena of Washington D.C. Aye, that be on the 19th day of January, in the year of our Lord 2021!As the sun hits the high noon, at three bells in the afternoon, the arena – where fine lads be dribblin' and shootin’ their basketballs for the Wizards and where folks be watchin' the Capitals skate about like raucous sea gulls – shall come alive with the ruckus of Trump’s merry crew! It be a spectacle not to be missed, fer sure! Aye, me hearties, it be a fine time to don yer best pirate garb, grab a tankard of grog, and prepare to witness the grandeur of this shindig!
So hoist the colors and mark yer calendars, for it be a day when the winds of change be blowin' strong! Yarrr, let the festivities commence, and may the spirit of adventure guide ye all to the arena of merriment! Fair winds and following seas to all who attend!