Arrr! Apple be coughin' up $95 million fer spyin' with Siri's ear like a scallywag!
2025-01-02
Arrr! Apple be coughin’ up $95 million doubloons to settle a squabble over their sneaky Siri eavesdroppin’ on landlubbers! Aye, they be accused of turnin’ on the ol’ parrot to spy on yer chitchat through those flashy contraptions. Five years of court jestin’ now laid to rest, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the tech world’s high seas, where the mighty Apple be settlin’ a tempestuous legal squall for a whopping $95 million doubloons! Aye, this be no ordinary haul, fer it be in the name of privacy, savvy?The scallywags were accused of lettin’ their cheeky virtual matey, Siri, snoop on the good folk’s chattin’ whilst they be usin’ their iPhones and other swanky contraptions. It seems ol’ Siri had a penchant fer listenin’ in on conversations without the consent of those landlubbers, and the crew of plaintiffs be raisin’ a ruckus in Oakland—a federal court, no less!
This here lawsuit be brewin’ fer a good five years, like a fine rum in a barrel, and now it be comin’ to a close with this handsome bounty. So, ye see, the tech giants be havin’ to pay the piper when they tread on the privacy of the common folk. 'Tis a lesson fer us all: be mindful of whom ye talk to when yer devices be within earshot. And remember, me mateys, a good pirate respects the privacy of his fellow seafarers! Yarrr!