Arrr, Meta be swappin' Cap'n Clegg fer a landlubber Republican, just in time for Trump’s grand hoedown!
2025-01-02
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Meta be swappin' their captain of global affairs, Nick Clegg, fer the cunning Joel Kaplan, a former GOP deckhand! With Trump ready to hoist the sails, the tech buccaneers be readin' the winds of change, savvy? Aye, what a merry jig it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the treacherous seas of social media! The fine folks at Meta, the scallywags behind that devilish contraption known as Facebook, be makin’ a right ruckus! They be swappin’ their captain of global affairs, Nick Clegg, for a new matey named Joel Kaplan, a fellow who knows the ropes in the policy waters and has sailed with the Republican crew in the past.This here upheaval be happenin’ just three weeks prior to the grand inauguration of that blustery Captain Donald Trump, who be fixin’ to take the helm of the good ship America! Aye, it’s clear as the jolly roger that these tech buccaneers are steerin’ their ship to align with the new winds blowin’ from Washington. It be a fine time to shift the sails and hoist the colors for the new administration, lest they be left flounderin’ like a fish outta water!