Arrr, the Moldovan captain be squawkin’ o’ trouble ahead, cursing the scallywags cuttin’ off our precious gas!
2025-01-03
Arrr, mateys! Kyiv's givin' Moldova a right ruckus! Transdniestria be gasless, like a ship without a sail! The PM, Dorin Recean, be sayin' they’ll plunder their own supplies, but those scallywags in the enclave be in a pickle! Who be ye callin' for a grog?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I have a tale that be hotter than a cannonball fresh from the forge! It seems that the fair land of Moldova be caught in a right pickle, what with tens of thousands o' scallywags in the breakaway enclave o' Transdniestria bein' left high and dry without a single drop o' Russian gas to warm their bones. Aye, the dastardly Kyiv has decided to sever ties with those crafty Moscovites, and now the gas flows be as dry as a parched sea biscuit!