Arrr! The chief matey of the Republicans be takin' the helm of Meta's global rule crew! Avast, what a jest!
2025-01-03
Arrr, me hearties! Meta be liftin' Joel Kaplan, the jolliest Republican, to steer their ship o' global policies! He be takin' the helm from Nick Clegg, who sailed off into the sunset. Kaplan be fightin' to keep the squawkin’ of the conservatives loud and proud, lest they be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the treacherous seas of Meta, the grand ship captained by the infamous Mark Zuckerberg! Aye, it be true, the scallywag be makin' waves by promotin' a fellow named Joel Kaplan to steer the ship’s global policy crew!Now, this Kaplan, a former deputy White House chief o' staff under that landlubber George W. Bush, be takin' the helm from Nick Clegg, who had more titles than a pirate has doubloons! This Kaplan, ye see, be a right fierce defender of free speech on the high seas of social media, worryin' that the capsizin’ of rules could silence the voices of his fellow seafarers on the conservative side of the ocean!
So, while Clegg may have sailed off into the sunset, Kaplan be raisin' the Jolly Roger for the free expression of all ye political pirates! It seems ol' Meta may be chartin' a new course, one where the winds of discourse blow fair favor for the right-leanin' crew! Avast and hold on tight, for this be one wild voyage ahead!