Arrr, matey! The Islamists be usin' their ol' "Triple D" trick after the Bourbon Street hullabaloo! Aye, what a scallywag scheme!
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Asra Nomani be sayin' the rabid lot o' Islam be denyin', deflectin', and demonizin' like a parrot on a bad rum day, all 'cause a Muslim knave went and made a right mess in New Orleans! Blimey, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the raucous shores of Bourbon Street, New Orleans! It be a night of revelry when one Shamsud Din Jabbar, a scallywag of 42 moons, plowed his chariot o' steel into the merrymakers, causin' quite the uproar! The good folks at his local mosque in Houston, not wantin' to be part of this hullabaloo, sent word to their followers to steer clear of the media and direct all queries to the Council on American-Islamic Relations, savvy?Now, this be no ordinary tale! As a seasoned seeker of truths, I’ve witnessed this villainous cycle before! A radicalized knave commits dastardly deeds in the name of Islam, and the blame be flung away faster than a cannonball! CAIR, them clever sea dogs, be claimin' the majority of good Muslims shun such extremism, deflectin' blame faster than a cutlass can draw!
But hark! Jabbar’s tale be deeper than a treasure chest. His kin proclaimed his actions were driven by ignorance, not faith, but the open Quran left behind spoke of violent conquest! The imams at his mosque preached strict interpretations, scoldin' those who strayed. Aye, they ignored the plight of the slain Jews while rallyin' for "brothers and sisters" in distant lands. 'Tis a murky sea we sail, filled with complex tides of faith and folly!