Arrr! Who be the 19 scallywags claimin' the Presidential Medal o' Freedom, eh? Spill yer secrets, ye landlubber!
2025-01-04
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! The illustrious crew be sailin' with the likes of Hillary, the ballad belter Bono, the treasure-slingin' Soros, and that footy wizard Messi! A motley lot of landlubbers, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout some landlubbers who’ve earned the title of "honorees." Aye, amongst 'em be the fierce lass, Hillary Clinton, known far and wide for battlin' the winds of politics like a true captain of the ship!Then, there be Bono, the bard of the seas, croonin' sweet tunes that'll make a mermaid weep! This scallywag be givin' his doubloons to the less fortunate, surely a heart as big as the ocean itself!
Now, let’s not forget that cunning sea dog, George Soros, a philanthropic buccaneer with pockets deeper than the Mariana Trench! He tosses his gold like confetti at a pirate’s feast, makin’ sure the world gets a taste of his generous spoils!
And finally, we have Lionel Messi, a true swashbuckler of the soccer pitch, kickin' that ball ‘round like it be a treasure chest! The lad's footwork be so swift, ye’d think he had a pair of enchanted boots! Arrr, with all these illustrious names in the mix, it be a grand gathering of souls doin’ good in the world whilst makin’ waves!
So, raise yer tankards high, ye scurvy knaves, and toast to these fine honorees, for they be sailin' the seas of honor and charity like true pirate legends!